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This video combines my love of Star Wars with my love for the harp. That was not a sentence I ever thought I would say It doesn’t hurt that the harp is played by a boy who could possibly be the greatest prodigy of his time.

 So last night me and my roommate were looking for something to watch and for the very first I we watched IFC (international film channel). What did we watch?….

This movie is the absolutely most absurd thing I have seen since Black Sheep. Everything about the movie is insane and crazy but I loved every minute of it. Honzo is a Japanese version of the blacksploitation films from the 70s, which he influenced. Here are some of the bullets of Hanzo’s wikipedia page….

• Hanzo ritualistically flagellates his huge penis so as to make it stronger; this exercise is always followed up by Hanzo’s practicing sexual intercourse with a bale of rice;
• Hanzo’s home is filled with exotic traps and weapons to defeat assassins, such as a hidden wall of weapons near his o-furo (Japanese bath) and spears that descend from the ceiling;
• Hanzo interrogates female suspects by raping them; later, he drinks sake with them in his o-furo and they immediately become infatuated with him, but primarily due to his sexual prowess

He is kind of a dirtier version of James Bond that is a Samurai, who rapes women. Basically he is by no means the person who you should base your life around but it does lead to some entertaining late night TV. If you see this film be sure to part in the begining where they run around with flashlights.